Daddy was watching golf on TV with the baby and exclaimed, "oh! he just knocked the crap out of that ball"
I said, "Hey! watch what you say in front of the baby!"
He said "what?!?! its not like I said - he knocked the *shit* out of that ball..."
I said, "ok - so do you want *crap* to be one of the first words out of the baby's mouth?"
Daddy sighed and said, "that means I have to try to not swear all the time so it becomes habit but then the guys will laugh at me the next time I say "he knocked the stuffing out of that ball..."
I said, "No, just remind them that you are a new father with a nagging wife and they will understand..."
He turned to the baby and said "thanks for getting me in trouble man..."